Antares, the fiery elemental mini-boss of Hybrid Heaven by Konami.

Antares, the fiery elemental mini-boss of Hybrid Heaven by Konami.

The speedy hit & away style of Galevin from Last Legion UX, by Hudson.

The Brothers of Destruction, as depicted in WWF No Mercy by Aki/THQ.

The Brothers of Destruction, as depicted in WWF No Mercy by Aki/THQ.

The electrifying Ukulele Hawaiian, from Goemon’s Great Adventure by Konami.

The electrifying Ukulele Hawaiian, from Goemon’s Great Adventure by Konami.

Album Art

F-Zero X’s most exquisitely named music track is finally blastprocessed​ after all these years. It may not be your one way ticket to midnight, but it sure as hell is heavy metal. Fair warning.

ArtistTaro Bando, Hajime Wakai
TitleThe Long Distance Of Murder (Blast Processed)
AlbumF-Zero X
Terrance and Phillip’s unique approach to chemical warfare, from South Park by Iguana Entertainment/Acclaim.

Terrance and Phillip’s unique approach to chemical warfare, from South Park by Iguana Entertainment/Acclaim.

Bio Rex shoots the tubes of Space Plant from F-Zero X, by Nintendo.

Developer splash screen from Virtual Chess 64, by Titus.

Developer splash screen from Virtual Chess 64, by Titus.

Chicago’s Chinatown circa 2033, from Perfect Dark by Rare.

Chicago’s Chinatown circa 2033, from Perfect Dark by Rare.

SCAN TIME: The coloring book tale of Mario vs. Donkey Kong continues.

Apologies on the pithanger ending- unlike part one, it seems there’s no way to condense this volume to just one post. Expect the exciting conclusion next week, along with some links to non-abridged scans of these things.